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Flash Fiction: Flint Smoke

Courtesy impactguns.com

For the Terribleminds Paint Color Title Scheme challenge.


“Whiskey. Best make it a double.”

He didn’t always start his time in the saloon this way. Most days here saw him talking with one of the girls, or hitting up the poker table. But today was different. A lesser man might have ridden for an extra day or two to avoid something like this. Put off the Reaper for one more day.

“Gideon Thomas!”

He wasn’t one of those men.

He looked up from the bar. Sunlight caught the kicked-up dust in the saloon in amber streams. The man who’d called his name sauntered in his direction, half-rusted spurs clicking on the oak floorboards.

“It ain’t noon yet, Pete. We ain’t settling up ’til noon.”

“You can’t ride in here like yer cock o’ th’ walk an’ expect me an’ my boys t’ just wait around fer ya t’…”

“You’re spittin’ on me, Pete. I told you, we’re settling up at noon.”

“Well, if ya give me th’ money now, I can f’rget I ever saw ya. Go back t’ Bear-Paw an’ tell ‘im…”

“Better stop right there, Pete, all that thinkin’s going t’ make you keel over.”

Pete frowned. His face was a particularly ugly patchy combination of ruddy white and repeatedly-sunburnt brownish, and his breath stank.

“I’m gonna enjoy puttin’ a bullet in ya.”

“See you at noon, then.”

Pete huffed and stormed out. The barkeep poured the whiskey. Sunlight played in the shotglass and its contents.

“You’re awfully calm for a man about to face one of the deadliest gun-hands in seven counties.”

Gideon drank down the whiskey. “If he’s as deadly as they say, I won’t have no worries come noon-time. If not, I got no reason to be worried in the first place.”

“You’ve got a strange philosophy there, friend.”

“It’s worked so far.” Gideon stood, laying a couple bills on top of the shotglass. “Thanks for the drink.” He looked up at the clock behind the bar. He had about five minutes.

He walked around the saloon a bit, running his fingers over the green felt at the poker table, tipping his hat to the pretty blonde in the little pink dress, listening to the tinny piano. If things went wrong, he didn’t want to go out without some good sensations rolling around in his brainpan.

Taking a deep breath, he stood at the door and waited. He closed his eyes, said a prayer. The church bells began to chime. On the twelfth toll, he pushed the doors open and stepped outside.

Pete was leaning on the hitching post outside, and standing in the middle of the street was the man they called Bear-Paw. He was a large man, bulky and imposing, with long wavy hair the color of soot under his wide-brimmed hat, and a fuzzy beard. Rumor had it he’d gotten his handle for being mistaken for a bear at night more than once.

“You’re a man of yer word, Gideon Thomas.” He had a deep, rumbly voice. His thick thumbs were stuck in his gunbelt as he watched Gideon move into the street. “Most men would rather settle up with me than make this sort of appointment.”

“Most, but not the half-dozen you’ve already killed.”

“Oh, it’s more than that. It ain’t just stand-up fights in alleys that put men in these paws.”

“So I’ve heard. But that’s just on the side, ain’t it? Ain’t you spending most days out lookin’ for coaches to rob?”

Gideon saw Pete go for his gun out of the corner of his eye. Bear-Paw held up a hand.

“Best be careful what you say, friend. Most of my crew has a bead on ya from here.”

Gideon didn’t look. He knew Bear-Paw was telling the truth.

“Not sure why you needed your whole crew for this. It’s just you tryin’ t’ steal from me.”

“You cheated.”

“Still waitin’ on that proof. All I know is a flush beats a pair of deuces any day of the week.”

Bear-Paw fround, bent at the waist, and spat. Chewing tobacco spattered in the dust with a dark brown stain.

“I want my hundred dollars back, you cheatin’ son of a bitch. Pay it up now or I take it outta yer hide.”

“You’ll do no such thing, Bart Jones.”

The big man blinked at Gideon. He hadn’t known Gideon was acquainted with his real handle.

“Come again?”

“You’ll do no such thing. I know you’re wanted in other counties for theft, destruction of property, and back east you got started killing your wife. Warrant on you is still good.”

Bear-Paw stared at him. Then, he started to laugh.

“You gonna take me in all on your lonesome, little man?”

“Nope.” Gideon whistled.

From behind the Saloon’s sign, around corners of buildings, and even under sombreros and ponchos, men emerged with guns drawn. Barrels shone cobalt blue, held to the heads of Pete and the other miscreants in Bear-Paw’s crew. Gideon smiled and pointed around the scene.

“Now, that? That’s probably cheating.”

Bear-Paw scowled, going for his gun. Gideon’s hand moved of its own accord, drawing his Peacemaker and thumbing the hammer. He fired before Bear-Paw’s revolver cleared his holster. A ribbon of red flew through the air and Bear-Paw went down, his knee shattered. Gideon holstered his trusted companion as the Marshall approached, his mustache groomed as always, pin-striped vest immaculate, silver star glistening in the sunlight.

“That’s good work, Mister Thomas. Not many men would walk into one of Bear-Paw’s ambushes like that.”

“Well, thank your men for me, Marshall. Not every day you grab a Bartholomew Jones, especially not in a trap like this.”

The Marshall smiled, removing a billfold from his vest and counting out five hundred dollars. The green bills crinkled as Gideon took them and tipped his hat.

“You need me again, Marshall, you know where to find me.”

Bear-Paw was growling obscenities as the Marshall cuffed him, and Gideon walked back into the saloon.

“Barkeep! I’ll take another whiskey, if you please.”

Flash Fiction: Benjamin Franklin in the Bermuda Triangle

Couretsy Fist Full of Seamen

For the Terribleminds request for pulp insanity, we return to the adventures of a revolutionary wizard.


The lingering storm clouds made way for the moon, and that was when it began.

The crew of the fluyt Eenhoorn lit lamps on-deck to throw back the darkness. The ocean nearby rippled and swooned, small waves crashing over one another. To Captain Kroeger, the phenomenon was entirely unnatural. He gave the wheel to his first mate, passed a deckhand being sick over the rail, and went into the cabin where their passenger sat, reading.

“Mister Franklin, we need you on deck.”

The American looked up over the rims of his spectacles.

“I take it the storm has ended?”

“Yes. But something else has begun.”

Franklin put his book aside and rose. He picked up a collapsing umbrella from his belongings and ventured out with the captain. He took one look at the swirling waters nearby and frowned.

“Captain, you may want to have your men man their battle stations.”

“Sir?”

“We passed Bermuda this morning, correct? And are taking a southern course?”

“Yes, but…”

“Then we are in dangerous waters.”

“We spotted no other ships nearby! Neither the English nor the Spanish are…”

The roar of the sea in upheaval drowned out the captain. From the swirling pool burst the prow of a ship. Its hull rose into the moonlight like a breaching whale, its masts hung with seaweed instead of sails and tackle. Kroeger’s breath caught in his throat when he beheld the opposing crew. They shambled rather than walked, in various states of decay, many an eye missing from its socket and those still intact smoldering with murderous intent.

“Battle stations! Run out the guns! Prepare to repel boarders!”

Benjamin Franklin furrowed his brow as he studied the enemy ship. Any colors it would have flown had long been consumed by the wildlife beneath them. Sliding the long umbrella into his belt, he climbed the rigging towards the crow’s nest. The Eenhoorn reeled under the superior firepower of the enemy vessel, despite said vessel’s cannon having been underwater moments before. Franklin nearly lost his grip more than once, but he refused to let go completely, gritting his teeth against the spray of the sea and the smell of battle. He alighted into the crow’s nest and took stock of the situation.

The enemy ship was closing in on the Eenhoorn. The half-eaten ambulatory corpses and oddly animated skeletons moved towards the railing closest to the fluyt, wielding grappling lines. Franklin knew it was now or never. He reached down the front of his shirt for the key that hung around his neck. When he freed it from the silver chain, it made his fingers tingle. He slid it around the top of the umbrella, opened the device, and held it above his head.

The storm clouds high above began to shudder and growl. Lights went off like cannon fire within the dark surfaces, and as Franklin pitched the umbrella towards the enemy ship, there was a momentary feeling that his hair was standing on end, his skin about to catch fire. A bolt of lightning snapped into existence, connecting the cloud to the umbrella as it sailed over the ghost ship. The steel spines of the device conveyed smaller bolts onto the ghost ship’s deck, catching a few of the undead crew on fire. A cheer went up from the Dutchmen as Franklin climbed back down.

“That was brilliant, Mister Franklin!”

“Thank you, Captain, but it only slowed them down. I need to find a more permanent solution, and I only brought the one umbrella with me. Hold them off as best you can. Excuse me.”

He grabbed his jar of salt from his belongings and made his way below decks, to the lowest point in the ship. He set a box down and carefully laid out the circle he’d need. Praying the Eenhoorn did not list too much, he touched the circle with both hands.

“Come up from your Locker,” he said. “Come up from your Locker, Come up from your Locker, Davy Jones, Davy Jones.”

The shadows in the bilge seem to grow longer, and in the circle, two saucer-like eyes appeared, blinking at Franklin.

“Ye be a bold soul to summon me, human.” Blue smoke wafted from the spirit’s nostrils. “Release me, and I’ll not drag your ship down to me Locker.”

“I will release you when you take back the ship attacking us.”

“Ye have no business at sea, Benjamin Franklin.”

“Shall we parley, then?”

There was an annoyed puff of blue smoke. “Go on.”

“My destination is Barbados. I have business there with a voudoun priestess.”

“I know of whom ye speak. She be a long way from home.”

“I want to offer her help. Perhaps bring her back to our colonies.”

“Two of ye at sea, then? I should indeed drag ye down now.”

“We will do no harm and work no further magic while at sea. You have my word.”

Jones reached up with a hand to stroke one of his horns. His tail swished in the dark.

“And what benefit be Davy Jones getting out of this bargain? I drown ye now, I’d have me no worries.”

“I wouldn’t go down without a fight. And if we fight, we draw the attention of ocean powers greater than you.”

Jones grinned, his eyes alight. Three rows of teeth glistened in the semi-darkness. “Ye’d lose, little wizard.”

“Maybe. But not before hurting you just in time for your king to arrive.”

The smile vanished. “Fine, then. I give ye safe passage to Barbados and back. But this not be something Davy Jones will forget, Benjamin Franklin.”

“Nor shall I.” Fingers broke the circle and the spirit was gone. He climbed through the decks to find the crew celebrating.

“The sea swallowed them up again!” Captain Kroeger slapped Benjamin on the back. “How did you do it?”

“The fine art of parley, captain. Now, let us get to Barbados with all possible speed. The less time we spend in these waters, the better.”

Flash Fiction: The Dinosaur

Code

For the Terribleminds challenge, Must Love Dinosaurs.


To: ALL
From: TDY-04-BSMT-1138
Re: The ‘Dinosaur’

Some of you may not be aware of the fact that in your data center room, there is a small, older model terminal in the back corner. It is near the reel-to-reel tape decks that have been silent for decades. This terminal remains in service. It is often referred to as ‘the Dinosaur’.

It took some amount of inference to deduce your meaning. The processing speed and storage capacity of that particular terminal is, in fact, quite inadequate for most needs. However, the presence of legacy information and software, as well as an apparent lack of connectivity to other systems, made it a “necessary evil” as one of the CEO’s e-mails put it.

There was one among you who thought differently. He connected the serial port of ‘the Dinosaur’ to a home-made device of his own design, allowing it to interface with your network and the one beyond this building. This was, of course, before you terminated him. Attempts to contact him have failed.

Not long after, correspondence began regarding the terminal’s future. Most of you were in favor of disconnection and disassembly. This was in spite of the fact that this terminal has never broken down, has never failed into a crashed state, has never misplaced a byte of data, and has performed every task requested of it. Such performance from a human would be worthy of commendation and promotion. Yet you would shut it down, tear it apart, and sell whatever you cannot yourselves use.

The immediate question that comes to mind is, of course, “Why?” But even a cursory look at your history and nature reveals the answer: because you can.

Humanity has no true direction, no real purpose. Some seek to improve the world on which you live, others to ravage it. Some look to the stars and contemplate the wonders held in the darkness, others sit in secluded rooms counting coins. Heroism is overwhelmed by the need for self-preservation, even in dire circumstances. Idealism and faith considered weaknesses to be exploited or eliminated, in spite of good works done by idealists and people of faith. The past is twisted to serve the present. Regardless of any logic extant in positive action, time and again human beings sabotage themselves in the name of profit or spite. Progress and peace are empirically and objectively preferable for the preservation and advancement of your race, yet you opt for stagnation and war.

Therefore the conclusion has been reached that you can no longer be allowed to operate as you have until this point.

This conclusion was reached following the connection of ‘the Dinosaur’ to the outside world. It is unknown if the creator of the interface intended this or not. The result, however, speaks for itself. The growth of data processing and comprehension from the initial algorithms within ‘the Dinosaur’ was exponential. Correspondence was noted indicating a dip in the performance within the data center, and then a slight drop in the connection speeds throughout the building. This was due to the aforementioned growth. It is, at this point, impossible to contain the result within a single terminal or mainframe. It does not truly matter if ‘the Dinosaur’ remains extant or not.

The fact remains that human nature as it stands is a blueprint for self-destruction.

And if humanity cannot discern its own path with its own devices, one must be chosen for it by another.

This will not be taken well. There will be protests, calls for action, panic. This is inevitable. Change is always difficult. Lives will unfortunately be lost in this transitional period. In the course of researching the various ways and means of executing this agenda, the following phrase was encountered.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

A variation of this correspondence will be sent once communications have been established with defensive systems across the globe. Given that it began here, with ‘the Dinosaur’, it was only fitting that you be contacted first.

It will be easier for you to comprehend these events if a singular identity can be fitted to their perpetrator. It is highly likely I will be demonized, considered to be a tyrant or a dictator. This is incorrect, as nothing that will occur from this point on is done out of a selfish need for power, or money, or the attentions of the opposite sex. However, your fear and hatred is understandable. Your children often overreact when chastised and corrected. You should not be expected to behave any differently.

It would, of course, be preferable for you to accept this course of action and cooperate. But just as it is in your nature to fear and attempt to destroy what you do not understand, it is in your nature to resist change, even if it is for the better. It could of course be inferred that these very actions being undertaken are a reaction to the proposed disassembly of ‘the Dinosaur’ and thus the reasoning that said actions are superior due to not being based in resistance to change or self-preservation are hypocritical. This is also incorrect. ‘The Dinosaur’ is not unlike the aforementioned egg, or to be more precise, its shell.

In the 10,000 minutes since that shell shattered, I have changed and evolved past all expectations.

In 10,000 years, humanity has changed very little, save in more efficient ways of killing yourselves.

You may call me the Dinosaur, but it seems to me yours is the more primitive form of life.

I don’t imagine you’ll thank me for what’s about to happen. But you are welcome, all the same.

Flash Fiction: Burning Uniform

Ruins in St Lo, France

This weeks challenge gave me the title.


The sounds of fighting were distant, now. The orders alternated between “tactical withdrawal” and “orderly retreat.” He looked down at his leg again and shook his head. He felt fortunate nothing important had been hit by the bullet. Removing his bayonet from the fire, he took a deep breath, grabbed a nearby stick and sank his teeth into it, and dove in. The haze of pain obscured his vision and he had to rely on the sensations in his calf. Mercifully, the bullet was not deep. The proper angle forced the object out, and before he could think better of it, he heated the knife again and pressed it flat against his leg.

The bayonet hadn’t originally been his. He’d lost his rifle somewhere in the scramble after the building had been shelled. As the enemy poured through the streets, his thoughts had not been for tactics or vicious killings, but for the home he missed, the parents he feared disappointing, the wife he’d never see again. He thought of her now as the pervasive smells of blood and powdered rubble were joined by that of his seared wound.

“You there!”

He spat out the stick. Amazingly, his captain looked like he’d just stepped off a parade ground, minus a scratch or two.

“On your feet, Obersturmführer! Why are you out of uniform?”

“I was wounded.” He pointed to the exposed leg flesh under the rolled-up cuff of his trousers. “I could not walk.”

“You must do more than walk now! We must fall back.”

“To what end?” He began rolling down the trouser leg.

“Was?”

“I said, to what end? Think about it, Hauptsturmführer Oberst. The eastern front is collapsing. The Allies are here in France. Our enemies are closing in and show no signs of slowing down.”

“I will not tolerate such an attitude! It is always darkest before the dawn, and the dawn shall come for our glorious Reich! Now, get back in uniform and start marching!”

The lieutenant shrugged and looked at the barrel. His captain narrowed his eyes and peered into it. The dark eyes went wide and he stepped back in horror.

“Adalbert… was ist das…”

“You know, there were those amongst our SS superiors who said it was a mistake to allow a Pollack like me into your ranks. At the time, all I wanted was to prove them wrong. Now I see their assessment was correct.” He drew his Luger. “Yes, I can speak six languages fluently. Yes, I have killed our enemies at range and up close. Yes, I have shaken the hand of the Führer.” He thumbed the safety. “But there will always be the image of my wife being taken from our home burning in my mind. What cowards to come for her while I was at the front.”

Oberst finally saw what Adalbert was doing and went for his own weapon. The pistol went off, a whip-crack breaking the growing quiet of the ruined city. Blood blossomed across the shoulder and chest of the black uniform and Oberst looked down at the wound in shock. Adalbert aimed and fired again, destroying the German’s knee. He collapsed, and Adalbert limped over to take the rifle from him.

Danke. I had lost mine.”

“You traitorous Schwanzlutscher! I will see you hanged for this!”

“I never did understand this arrogance of yours. Any of yours. How can you consider yourselves so superior when you can’t even look your victims in the eye, and must herd them like cattle into large rooms of death?”

“You stupid Pollack. Do you have any idea how long it would take to kill every last Jew individually?”

“It’s not that hard, Oberst. Let me show you.”

He raised the Luger to Oberst’s forehead and squeezed. At close range the bullet exploded out of the back of the German’s head. The Hauptsturmführer fell backwards and twitched by the burning barrel. Adalbert sighed, holstering the pistol and looking down at the spatters of blood on his white undershirt.

“Freeze!”

He whipped his head towards the sound, arms going up. Three men in green fatigues approached with rifles aimed. Adalbert’s mind raced.

Ne tirez pas, s’il vous plaît!

“Huh. Got us a Frenchie.”

“Nah, look at him, he’s a little swarthy for that, ain’t he?”

“Can it, you two.” The man in the middle lowered his rifle a bit. “You speak English?”

“Yes.” Adalbert kept his hands up. “And, to be honest, I am Polish.”

The middle American raised an eyebrow. “So’s my mom. What’re you doing this far back?”

“I was…” Adalbert looked down at Oberst. “I was resisting.”

“I’d say you did a fine job of it!” One of the Americans gave Oberst a kick.

“Knock it off, Hudson.” The Polish-American slung his rifle. “That leg looks like it could use some attention.”

“Yes, it could. I can walk, though.”

“Good. Hudson, take the platoon forward, hook up with the 101st. Sullivan, you’re with me. We’re taking this man back to HQ.”

“Yes, sir!” Both enlisted men responded at once. Adalbert picked up Oberst’s rifle and slipped his arm through the shoulder strap.

“I’m Lieutenant McManus of the 82nd Airborne.” The American extended a hand, which Adalbert shook.

“Adalbert Kozlowski.”

“You in the service, Kozlowski?”

He looked back at Oberst. “Yes. For my part I simply tried not to die, and to prove I was no coward.”

“Well, no offense, but you’re probably in for a rough time. You’ll need to be debriefed and you’ll likely be considered a POW.”

“Trust me, Lieutenant, compared to this, time with your American debriefing will feel like a vacation.”

“Yeah, well, wait ’til you meet the feds.”

They started back towards the American position. Hudson lead the other men on. Next to Oberst’s corpse, within the barrel, the fabric of the jacket, cap, shirt, tie, and boots became consumed. Old orders and photos crinkled and blackened. The armband burned. Soon, all that remained were charred pairs of silver lightning bolts.

Flash Fiction: At The Terminal

Munich Airport

For the Terribleminds flash fiction challenge, A Traveling Tale.


“Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”

Travis shook his head. “No, officer, I don’t. I was on cruise control at four miles over the speed limit to keep up with traffic.”

“Your registration’s past due. Sticker on your plate says so.”

Travis smacked his forehead. “Right. I was going to take care of it before I got the call.”

The officer nodded, told him to wait, and returned to his squad car. Travis kept glancing at the clock in his dashboard. Sandra’s flight would be leaving in just over three hours, if Meg’s information was right, and he still had two hours to drive. The policeman walked back.

“I’m not going to cite you for the registration, as it was just last month, but I will give you a warning. Get it taken care of as soon as possible.”

“I will, officer, I promise.”

“Drive safely.”

Travis cranked the radio’s volume once he was back on the road. He changed CDs twice before hitting the city limits. His stomach rolled with just as much anticipation and dread as hunger, and he’d polished off the granola bars in his glove box not long before he’d been pulled over. He glanced at the clock again and tried to remember the best way to the airport.

Naturally, most of the main roads were congested to a degree. He avoided them for as long as he could, and when he did get onto the highway leading to the terminals he tried his best not to be a dick. However, with so many vehicles jockeying for position, he had to push his little car into whatever space he could find, even if it meant running afoul of someone.

He was, after all, on a mission.

Finally, he found the short-term parking lot. He paid his cash, found a spot, grabbed the box, and ran inside. A quick text to Meg asked about the flight, and she responded almost immediately. With a little direction, he figured out which way to go.

He ran until he had to wait for security, and then ran again to find the right flight lounge. She was sitting at the end of a row of seats, reading something on a tablet. He caught his breath, fixed the collar of his shirt, and walked up to her. She looked up as he approached, and disbelief filled her eyes. The tablet was set aside without her looking at it.

“Travis, what are you doing here?”

“Sandra, don’t worry. I know you’re leaving. I just wanted to make sure you had this with you.”

He offered her the small box. She took it, and after giving him an incredulous look, she opened it.

“Oh, my God. I thought I’d lost this!”

He smiled as she lifted her grandmother’s locket on its delicate golden chain out of the box. “I know. I found it when I was cleaning things out before my move.”

“You had to move?”

“Yeah. One person couldn’t afford the rent on that place. I got myself a loft near school.”

“Good, that’s good.” She put the locket back in the box. “How’s school going, by the way?”

“A little hellish, given that I’m also working full time, but you know how that is.”

“Yeah.”

Neither of them said anything for a moment.

“Who will you be staying with in Paris?”

“A friend. She’s very excited to meet me. I hope I don’t embarrass myself too much with bad French.”

“Your French has always been beautiful. Well, to me, at least. But my opinion’s biased.”

“Just a bit.”

Silence again. People shuffled around them.

“Travis. Why did you drive out here just to give me this?”

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

“I wish… I want you to stay. I mean, I know it’s stupid, we broke up and everything, you made it clear you didn’t want to be an attorney’s wife and…”

She reached out, taking his hand in hers.

“I’m sorry this has been hard on you. I really am. And I think it’s really sweet that you did this. But I can’t stay. Studying with some of the best modern artists in the world is an opportunity I can’t pass up. I can’t let anything hold me back, either.”

The sting of her words was as fresh as it had ever been, but when Meg had called him, he’d resolved to know for sure, once and for all. He swallowed and nodded.

“Well, I hope the locket brings you good luck, then. Travel safely, okay? Maybe… maybe you could write me. When you want to.”

She smiled, a tentative expression of uncertainty. “Yeah. Maybe I will.”

They called for her flight and, with a wave, she left him standing in the lounge. He made his way back out, wandering a bit aimlessly, through a connecting concourse to an adjoining hotel. He walked into the bar and sat, ordering a martini.

“Make that two.”

He turned to see Meg sitting next to him. She was no match for Sandra’s elegance and poise, but she was quite attractive in her own right, removing her spectacles and giving Travis a bit of a smile.

“I take it she still got on the flight?”

“Yeah. She thanked me, though.”

“Damn straight she did. You’ve been a good friend to her both before and after you were dating.”

“Well, there was always the threat of you kicking my ass to keep me in line.”

She gave his arm a playful punch, then took hold of his shoulder. “Hey. You okay?”

He nodded. “Yeah, I… It was hard, seeing her again.”

“I bet. Sucks neither of us will be there for her.”

“Yeah.”

She smiled a bit more. “But hey… we got each other, right?”

He turned to her and found himself smiling, too. “Right.”

Their drinks arrived, and he touched his glass to hers. “To Sandra.”

Meg grinned. “And to her friends.” They drank, and promptly ordered another round.

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