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On The Tube: NCIS

Naval Criminal Investigative Service

With money being tight, it’s difficult for me to get out and see as many movies as I’d like. Public Enemies was just released, and I still haven’t been able to go and see Up. I have, however, been introduced to several new television shows, and they can be just as interesting as the latest cinematic blockbuster, not to mention being reasonably priced. So, here we have the beginning of a new Monday feature (falling into the same category as movies in terms of reviews), discussing what I’m watching on the tube.

I’ve been introduced to NCIS, which I understand is a spin-off of JAG but that’s a show I’ve never watched so I don’t think it bears further mention. NCIS stands alone, and apart from the similarly titled CSI. I’ve seen a very few episodes of CSI but have not become a regular watcher, although I admit I find pretty much every line David Caruso growls in the Miami version of the show to be hilarious. More than once my apartment has erupted in laughter at the cheesiness of the opening. CSI: Miami tries very hard to take itself seriously and wants us to take it seriously too, and in doing so it almost becomes a parody of itself.

NCIS doesn’t have that problem. While I find the ridiculously-empowered CSIs in Miami to be somewhat one-note and interchangeable in my opinion, the NCIS team is full of multi-faceted well-characterized individuals who all have roles on the team and work well with one another, like people do in an actual workplace. The feel of the show would be closer to the realistic and dramatic bent of Law & Order if it weren’t for the counter-intelligence, para-military or covert operations elements that rival The Unit in terms of pulse-pounding military television action-adventure. Balancing out the drama and explosions is some genuine light-hearted humor, which often relies more on character interaction and development than gross-out or slapstick laughs – although I can’t deny I chuckle every single time Gibbs smacks one of his team upside the head.

Which leads me neatly back to what I feel is the strongest part of NCIS: the characters. Balancing out the direct and undeniable professionalism of team leader Gibbs and the calculated coolness and precision of Mossad assassin liaison Ziva David are the pop-culture obsessed DiNozzo and tech-headed McGee, whom DiNozzo often calls “Probie” or “McNerd,” if that tells you anything about their relationship. And then there’s the perky goth forensics analyst Abby, who’s always playing rather loud music in her lab, and “Ducky” the Scots medical examiner, who classes the place up by referring to people by their full names. I don’t know if anybody else on the entire show calls Gibbs “Jethro.” There’s a realism to these fictional characters that seems lacking in most other dramas of this type, save perhaps Law & Order, in that there’s no one person on the team who’s good at everything, and everybody has a vital role to play in dealing with the mystery or operation at hand.

In short, I enjoy NCIS immensely, and I think that anybody reading these words should give it a try if you haven’t already.

Oh, and never mess with a Marine’s coffee.

Movie Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Coolest.  Old guy.  Ever.

Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez, Isabel Lucas, Peter Cullen, Hugo Weaving and Frank Welker.

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True Blood vs. Twilight

So here we have two stories first conveyed in novels that are now on screens. True Blood is a series on HBO adapted from the Southern Vampire Mysteries, novels written by Charlaine Harris. Twilight is the latest hot vampire commodity put to paper by Stephanie Meyer. Both deal with vampires living in the boondocks and the women who come across them. There are some similarities between the two of them, and I think it’s worth comparing the two. And not unlike the method employed recently by Benjamin Yahtzee Godzilla Croshaw, I thought we might toss these two into a metaphorical steel cage and see which one comes out on top.

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Movie Review: Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

Cast: Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Hank Azaria, Owen Wilson, Christopher Guest, Bill Hader, Ricky Gervais and Robin Williams.


Stuff I Didn’t Like:

  • Pretty much every aspect of the film is blown out of proportion and played for laughs. It’s predictable given the nature of this movie, but it gets tiresome after a while.
  • Bill Hader is being Bill Hader. He’s not really playing Custer, he’s playing Bill Hader dressed up as Custer. When he’s in the same film as actors like Robin Williams and Amy Adams, it’s clear to see how one-note he really is. I’m not a fan.
  • Again falling on the side of predictability, the three cherubs were the Jonas brothers. Hoping to hook some of the tween crowd breathlessly awaiting the film adaptation of New Moon, were you lads?
  • Jed has guns. Why didn’t he just shoot his way out of the hourglass? I also don’t know how Amelia Earhart flew to New York from Washington and back again with only one hour remaining until dawn, considering that she’d fallen out of the sky when she returned to ‘normal’ but I guess my brain just woke up before it was supposed to during the film.

Stuff I Liked:

  • I like seeing actors having a good time. Hank Azaria and Christopher Guest in particular seem to be having a ball chewing on the scenery.
  • Despite being reduced to bit roles, the returns of Octavius, Sacajawea and Ahkmenrah were welcome ones. I’d have given them more to do, to be honest. They were given pretty good fleshing out in the first film, and are tossed aside for some of the spectacles here in the sequel, with one exception.
  • Ben Stiller, while not a favorite of mine, is at his best when he’s not expected to be overtly silly or gross. Sure, his characters in Zoolander, Dodgeball and Tropic Thunder are amusing, but roles like this and his straight man to Bill Pullman’s neurotic detective in Zero Effect are more appealing to me. He’s a little deadpan, a little sarcastic, and seems to be trying to maintain some sanity in the midst of the insanity that is this film’s entire premise. He could have hammed it up right along with Hank, but he doesn’t.
  • Considering what Lucas did to my childhood, it’s nice to see Vader getting dissed.
  • It’s hard for me not to like Robin Williams.

Stuff I Loved:

  • It’s also hard for me not to adore Amy Adams. She’s in this category, and not the previous one, because she’s a lot easier on the eyes than Robin. (Sorry, Mr. Williams.) People who know me know I’m a sucker for redheads. There’s also the fact that Ms. Adams is a good and well-balanced actress who can do comedy without being overtly silly and conveys pathos without being melodramatic.
  • Abraham Lincoln, as a character, is always a delight for me. Right before seeing this film I watched The Amazing Screw-On Head and I really liked him in that, as well.
  • The bit with the paintings was clever. I also enjoyed little things like the balloon-dog art prancing around and barking, and the Wright Brothers eating space-age ice cream sandwiches. Those bits had me smiling more than some of the more obvious “HAY THIS IS FUNNY SO LAUGH” parts. I have to admit that I did laugh at the squirrel trying to be fierce, especially when acting as Octavius’ “noble steed.”
  • The Air & Space museum is a long-standing favorite of mine going back decades (literally) and so seeing it both as it is and as it would be if brought to life was a delight.

Not much else to say on this one. If you liked the first film or have children it might be worth seeing, otherwise I say use the ticket money for groceries, or go see Star Trek again.

Movie Review: Terminator Salvation

Cast: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Moon Bloodgood, Anton Yelchin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Common, Michael Ironside and Helena Bonham Carter.

Courtesy the Halcyon Company

The best thing I can say is that it’s not bad.


Stuff I Didn’t Like:

  • The whole movie looked and felt like a first-person shooter. Big CG-driven action sequences, a color palette that has huge swatches of “dirt” and “grit,” and characters growling out their alpha-maleness that is probably meant to show them as heroic but makes them come off as swaggering pricks. There’s one exception (see below).
  • The male leads might have been more rounded if their lines had been better written. Again, the script writers apparently came from EA instead of the work rooms of Sarah Connor Chronicles. The talents of the cast were let down by these substandard writers.
  • Likewise the substandard director. McG tries to get pathos out of Christian and Sam and what we get is a lot of baseless bravado. And some… interesting subtext. You can’t tell me that John Conner staring down the chained up Marcus Wright isn’t a bit of a Foe Yay moment. I giggled a bit at it, but this is under “didn’t like” because it wasn’t what McG intended. At least, I don’t think. He missed the target like a champ on more than one occasion.
  • 2018 Los Angeles, just over a decade after nuclear war, and the resistance fighters are fine in rag-tag jackets and no respirators in sight? Clearly, when they were pulling their ideas out of FPS games, they didn’t spare a glance to Fallout 3.
  • Sam, buddy? Pick an accent. Thanks.

Stuff I Liked:

  • I’m sorry, but even when he’s working with this stuff, it’s hard for me to dislike Christian Bale. Ditto Bryce Dallas Howard, Michael Ironside and Helena Bonham Carter.
  • I also love seeing A-10s in action, even when they’re CG’d.
  • The aforementioned scene with Christian and Sam. “Oh, just kiss him already, John…”

Stuff I Loved:

  • Anton Yelchin. The kid has an amazing agent, as Comhradh pointed out, what with him getting into two major blockbuster movies that are part of franchises that haven’t seen big screen treatment in years. But on top of that, he’s the one actor who doesn’t feel like a guy trying to prove how big his dick is. There’s also the fact that at a few moments during the film’s climax, I could have sworn he looked a lot like a young Michael Biehn.
  • The movie is full of shout-outs to previous incarnations of the franchise. It also would have tied beautifully into the Sarah Connor Chronicles, if it hadn’t just been canceled. Again, it was pointed out that the movie and TV show could have helped one another in terms of sales and story. But, the writers of the show didn’t give a damn about Fox (good for them!) and I doubt they’d have given McG the time of day either.

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