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Flash Fiction: King’s Landing’s Hero

Courtesy HBO

I rolled for the Terribleminds ABC meets XYZ challenge, and got “Game of Thrones” meets “Batman”. I’m not sure I stopped there.


Night falls on King’s Landing. I find another dog with its guts spilling into the street. This dog was a person, once. Someone’s son. Maybe someone’s husband. Once a human being, now a chilling corpse. Like this city. It once held wonder and potential. Now it is only death and misery.

So be it, I say. If this is how the city wants to rot under the Lannisters and their little product of juvenile lust, so be it. But innocents suffer too much. They watched loved ones rot and wither under the gilded heel of the lions. They cry out for justice, without saying a word, for fear of the blade of Ilyn Payne.

I’ve decided to answer them.

The rooftops of the city are where I roam. There was a time when the Lannister soldiers on constant patrol were a source of fear for everyone there who was not in Tywin’s keeping. For me, it had become a challenge to avoid detection every night when I slipped out through the hidden corridors built by the Targaryens. The libraries and hidden alcoves throughout the keep had given me the knowledge I used; late nights with needle and thread helped me craft the cloak and cowl that hid my identity.

It’s after two bells past the sunset that I find tonight’s prey. As much as the Kingsguard are supposedly on duty every hour of every day, they’re also supposedly celibate. Yet there was Ser Meryn Trant, making his way towards the house owned and nomially run by Petyr Baelish, the man they called Littlefinger. Trant knew better than to walk the streets in his pure white cloak and golden armor, but his swagger was unmistakable. Arrogance and smug superiority propelled his every step.

I cannot tell you how badly I want to kill him.

I wait until he was inside. I move and jump from one rooftop to the next, my steps sure and silent. The claws on my knees and palms carry me down the wall outside the house, and I peer into one room after the next. I finally find him, with two of Littlefinger’s girls. He sits near the bed, sharpening a dagger as he watches them undress each other. I can’t discern what he could be planning, but I decide immediately he won’t finish whatever depraved thought that fills his head.

As soon as he stands, licking his lips like a wild animal catching the scent of fresh meat, I kick open the window and enter the room. Trant turns towards me with a snarl. Before he can say anything, I am on him, one hand clamping his jaw shut, the other delivering a quick blow to his throat. The Kingsguard staggers back, still clutching his dagger. He’s moving towards his sword, even as he struggles to breathe. He is, however, off-balance, and I sweep his feet out from under him. As soon as he’s on the floor, my feet are on his chest and his own dagger rests at his throat, clutched in my gloved hand.

“Whoever you are,” he manages to snarl, “you’re dead.”

“When morning comes,” I whisper, “you’ll wish you were.”

He laughs at me before I bludgeon him with the dagger’s hilt. Something tells me that will be his last laugh for a while.

When they find him, hours later, he was strung up over a street in Flea Bottom. Stripped and left to cook in the morning sun, his fingers were all broken, along with his wrists and elbows and knees. He had been cut many times, the most vicious cut being the one that left him without his manhood. He is, however, alive. Death, after all, is a mercy, to hear the Lannisters tell it. I’m merely playing by their rules.

From the Hand of the King to the lowest urchin in Flea Bottom, everybody wants to know who had done this. Of course, when they find the message on Trant’s body, they come asking me.

But I am a mere, lowly prisoner here. I have been since Ser Ilyn Payne took my father’s head. I’ve spent so much time learning to avert my gaze and agree that my family are a pack of traitors that nobody’s noticed the time I’ve spent preparing for that night, and all the nights to come. I keep my eyes downcast. I pretend to fear the queen. I mask my disgust for Joffrey. I can still convince them that a prisoner is all I am, and that I am no threat to their plans, their gold, their precious throne. But I’m not without that streak of rebellion. I carefully hide any evidence I leave, seek out stray red hairs, keep my face concealed; yet part of me enjoys the game, the chase, almost daring them to confront me, so I can tell them what I really link of their house and what they’ve done to me and mine.

That is why, into Meryn Trant’s chest, I carved the words “BAD WOLF”.

Flash Fiction: The Cruelest Sting

This week’s Flash Fiction challenge from Terribleminds was for random words. The die of destiny chose mint, scorpion, republic.


“Harry? Are you out here?”

He didn’t look up from his rows of mint. The plants were coming in nicely, and he was happy with their color. The tomatoes had yet to fully ripen; he was hoping that the weather would stay relatively cloudless so they had a chance to grow in a bit more. He heard the back door swing open, and knew that Bella was standing there, watching him.

“What’s wrong, Bella?”

“The children. Where are they?”

“I’m sorry, I had to send them off.”

Bella crossed her arms. “To where?”

He wiped his brow and stood. The garden had a high, white fence around it, designed to keep out both rodents and prying eyes. He was glad for it; he knew this day was inevitable.

“They’ll be safe, looked after, and want for nothing. That’s all you need to know.”

“Harold.”

“Let’s go inside and discuss this.”

“Harold, tell me where our children are.”

He looked down at the trowel in his gloved hands, then up at his wife of six years. “It’s not going to matter.”

Bella’s eyes widened. “Harry, what is going on? You haven’t been the same since you got that letter.”

“You mean this one?” He pulled the small, rigid card out of his pocket. It was decorated only with the embossed image of a scorpion. “Unfortunately, this changes everything.”

“What do you mean?”

“This was a letter I prayed I would never get. I was told… the Republic told me that I would not be needed, not under this new administration. They promised me things would be better. They… well, I guess they made a lot of promises, didn’t they?”

Bella blinked in the sunlight. “What are you talking about? Harry, you’re an accountant. And you still haven’t told me where our children are.”

“I lied to you, Bella. I don’t work for an independent accounting firm. Honestly, I’m not all that great with money. The only reason we’re doing as well as we are is that my stipend from the Republic is quite generous. It’s easy to balance the books when there’s plenty of coin to go around.”

Before she could say anything, he stepped close to her, looking into her eyes.

“The reason I got this card is because the Republic has need of one of its most dangerous servants. My code-name is Scorpion.”

“But… but, your parents…”

“Paid actors.”

“Your photoglyphs from university…”

“Faked.”

She stared at him. “Why are you doing this?”

“Because if I am to return to that life, I need to do it knowing the people I love are safe. Our children are safe. Now you must do the same.” He bent, digging his trowel into the dirt near the end of the row of mint. A few scoops revealed the tin box he’d placed there five years ago, after their anniversary. He stood slowly with the box in hand, brushed off some of the loose earth, and handed it to her.

“I had a friend help with this. New identity, plenty of coin, some rations and a means to defend yourself. Take it and go.”

Tears welled in her eyes. “You want to send me away? Just like that?”

“No, Bella, I don’t want to. I am being summoned by the Republic. I swore an oath to answer that call. This is duty, not choice.”

“You chose to marry me. You chose to father my children. You chose to build this life. And now, you will just walk away, saunter back into the presence of those idiotic politicians to, what, kill for them? Steal? Lie?”

“All that and more. It is an ugly life.”

Bella wiped her face with her free hand, then opened the box. After a moment, she reached inside and removed the pistol, taking aim at her husband.

“Bring back our children.”

“Bella, listen to me…”

No. Enough of your lies. You’re pathetic, Harry. I’ll admit, I almost bought the ruse. But I know you’re gentle. I know you’re kind. I know you’d never kill.”

“Bella. Do not do this.”

“You will take me to my children, and then you will pack your things. If you want to go off and leave us, fine, but leave us as a family.”

“I can’t do that. It’s too dangerous.”

“I’m the one with the weapon, Harold – I am the danger you have to deal with.”

“Bella. Please.”

“I’ll do it. I’ll shoot you.”

“I believe you.”

He didn’t give her time to think. He dropped the trowel and moved, hands reaching for the pistol. She’d never seen him move this fast, he wagered, and so disarming her would likely be easy. He’d done it dozens of times.

She struggled. He tried to keep from hurting her, even as his training told him a dozen ways to end the confrontation – a stiff chop to the throat, stab her neck or between her ribs – but none of them would let her walk away. He pushed the pistol and tried to free it from her grip.

The weapon discharged, and blood splattered on the mint.

It was very quiet for a long time after that.

“Harry?”

“Yes, Bella.”

“I’m cold. Is it winter?”

His hand was sticking to her body. “No, Bella. It’s summer. It’s sunny.”

She coughed. There was blood in it. “I couldn’t live without my children.”

“I’m sorry, Bella. I’m so very sorry. I never meant for this.”

“Why did you marry me, then?”

“Because I love you. I always will.”

She managed a smile. “I think you were trying to help us. Were you?”

“Of course.”

“Then… I’m sorry.”

“I know. I forgive you. Can… can you forgive me?”

“Oh, Harry.” A bloody hand, shaking, touched his cheek. “We’re such stupid, short-sighted people.”

“Yes.”

“Meant to be.”

“Obviously.”

Silence.

“Harry?”

“Yes, my love?”

“Is that your real name?”

“No.”

“Will you… will you tell me?”

He bent and whispered it to her. She smiled and, trembling, kissed him.

“It’s… nice to meet you.”

Flash Fiction: The Dagger of McNally

Celtic Dagger

This week’s Terribleminds challenge is Must Include Psychic Powers, and the d20 of Destiny chose Psychometry.


“This is dumb.” It was about the thirtieth time Victoria had said so. “It’s been in my family since before they came over. I know where it came from and who it was made for. And on top of all of that, curses do NOT exist.”

“Look, I just want to be sure, okay? You know I love your dad; think about it. He’s a chemical engineer. He knows how proportions work. Didn’t you tell me once he’s a great cook?”

“Yes…”

“Then how exactly did he give himself a case of food poisoning?”

Victoria glared at her would-be mother-in-law. “I still think we’re wasting our time.”

“Our time isn’t better spent in the waiting room. We’re being proactive.”

Victoria studied the facade of the building. ISAIAH WELLINGTON – PSYCHIC SERVICES

“I’d rather trust the medical professionals.”

“They’re doing all they can. Come on.”

With a pained sigh, Victoria followed Sylvia into the house. The main room of the small domicile was paneled in dark wood and filled with the smells of sweet incense. It was definitely present but not overwhelming. The man at the table in the center of the room did not look up from the Tarot cards on the table in front of him.

“Mister Wellington?”

“Please, Sylvia, call me Isaiah.”

Victoria rolled her eyes. “Some psychic. You probably called him.”

“You’re not going to learn anything if you have that attitude.”

“And what am I going to learn here?”

“You’re going to learn about the history of your family.”

“You don’t know a thing about my family.”

“You are Victoria McNally, your family has been in America since before the Revolutionary War, and you come from a long line of conquerors and betrayers.”

“Did you look that up on Google, Mr. Psychic?”

Isaiah looked up. His eyes were completely white, and Victoria gasped at the sight.

“I don’t get much from websites, Victoria.” As he packed up his deck, Sylvia noticed the titles of the cards were in Braille. “Now. Let’s have the item.”

Sylvia fished around in her purse to pull out a white dishtowel wrapped around something. She began to unwrap it. Isaiah’s face uncannily turned in her direction.

“Be careful. It must touch no other hand but mine. Did you wear gloves when you retrieved it from the mansion?”

“Yes I did. It’s considered a historical artifact. Anybody who’s wanted to see it outside of the case has had to wear gloves.”

“Good. It should be as clear as possible.”

Sylvia carefully began to unwrap the towel, letting the contents spill out into Isaiah’s extended hands. Fingers with cracked nails turned ancient metal end over end, and Isaiah’s milky white eyes slowly closed.

“The dagger was forged in the highlands seven… maybe eight hundred years ago. A gift, for one of the first warriors to bear the name McNally. I can see him… tall he was, broad of shoulder…”

“Like the cover of a romance novel?”

“I don’t think he’d know, Victoria.”

“Actually, I wasn’t born blind.” Isaiah opened his eyes and smiled. “But I do need you to keep quiet and not interrupt me.”

Victoria found herself blushing. “Sorry.”

The psychic closed his eyes again. “Ah… there it is. It was forged in honor, and yet, it was used to stab friends and family… even lovers… spouses… and every time it tasted blood that way, its anger grew…”

Sylvia took a deep breath. “How can a… knife… be angry?”

“Shh.” Victoria waved a hand at Sylvia. In spite of the way the atmosphere in the room had changed, grown more cold, Sylvia smiled.

“The anger,” Isaiah went on, “is not from the weapon. It’s from the victims. They left a tiny bit of themselves behind. Soaked into the metal on a level science will never, could never find. And it’s reached out into this family through the ages… Victoria, how did your mother die?”

Sylvia turned to look at Victoria, as the college freshman looked down at her hands. “She got sideswiped by a truck on a bridge. Her car went down in the river and she was trapped inside. She… she drowned.”

“And now your father is… ill?”

“Bad case of food poisoning.” Sylvia studied the dagger in Isaiah’s hands. “Is… is it cursed?”

“In the most simple of terms, yes.” Isaiah turned it over one more time. “Its effects will not always be obvious, but it does not know the state of the world or even where it is. All it knows is its need for revenge. It will never be rid of it.”

“Then how do we get rid of it?”

Isaiah closed his eyes for a long moment. “If the dagger is undone in a way that knows no dishonor, the vengeance will have nowhere to go.”

Victoria furrowed her brows. “Why am I thinking about Lord of the Rings all of a sudden?”

“It’s a shame we don’t have any volcanos nearby.”

“No, but don’t we have that steel mill?”

Sylvia thought about it. “Yes. And they’re very proud that they’ve gone for months without an accident…”

“Which would be dishonor, right?”

Sylvia smiled, reached into her purse and laid some money on Isaiah’s table and plucked the dagger from his hands. “Thank you, Isaiah.”

“I look forward to your return. Oh, and Victoria… if you study too hard for physics, you won’t be rested enough to do well on the exam.”

Victoria blinked, then started to smile. “Wow. You’re the real thing, aren’t you?”

Isaiah smiled and shrugged. “I had to give up my dream of being an indy car driver and find something else to be good at.”

Victoria giggled, and Sylvia took her hand to lead her back to the car. The mill was a short drive away. They found a worker eating lunch outside, and Sylvia paid him a few hundred dollars to throw the dagger in.

They waited for half an hour. Victoria was starting to doubt it’d work, and then Sylvia’s phone rang.

Flash Fiction: The Wandering Sage

Dunes of the Namib Desert, taken by Simon Collins

The random fantasy character concept generator at the crux of this week’s Terribleminds Flash Fiction challenge gave me, among others, “a foul-mouthed sage is searching for a legendary weapon.”


“If this infernal heat doesn’t kill me,” Balthazar growled, “I’m sure the desert would love to fill my lungs with sand.”

“Why would the Equalizer be out here?”

“Think about it.” Balthazar tried not to snap at his apprentice. Gaspar was a good kid, and smart for his age, but he had an annoying tendency of not thinking things through. “If you wanted to hide something from the world, how smart is it to build a great structure out where everybody can see it?”

“But way out here? Wouldn’t you lose track of where you left it?”

“Not if you’re a Gods-damned Sage. Now enough with the belly-aching and give me the Astrolabe of Epsilon before I choke on the damn dune that’s come to play with us.”

Gaspar fumbled in his packs and produced the device. Balthazar squinted against the swirling sand, and tugged the dials into their appropriate positions. It was much like the other astrolabes in the world, but the one created by Epsilon, a sage so ancient even his name was lost, charted not the paths of the Sun and stars, but the lines of power that lay beneath the surface of the earth, invisible to the naked eye. He kept his eyes on it as he walked, stopping suddenly, turning, then moving on.

“The storm is getting worse!” Gaspar had to shout to be heard above the wind. “If we don’t find it soon…!”

“Please keep stating the obvious,” Balthazar replied, “because that certainly isn’t getting old.”

The Astrolabe of Epsilon rattled in his hands. No one was entirely sure how it knew, but it did. Balthazar pointed at the featureless sand at his feet.

“Here! We dig!”

Gaspar pulled the shovels out, and handed one to his master. It was hard to get started with the wind, but working together they managed to carve out a small hole in the dune. Gaspar’s shovel struck something about a foot under the surface, and when he tried to lift his shovel, it caught hold and there was a mechanical sound.

“Idiot boy! Back away before…!”

With a whirring, clunking sound, the trapdoor under the pair gave way, and they fell through the sand into the chamber beneath. The trapdoor shut almost immediately, and while the drop was short, it left both men half-buried in a small pile of sand.

“Augh! I told you Esvartus set up his laboratory this way! You should have been more careful!”

“I’m sorry, Master, but…”

Balthazar got to his feet and dusted off his robes. “‘But’ nothing. You need to pay more attention, Gaspar, and keep your mind more ordered. I know you’re young, yet, and visions of moaning women yeilding to your manly charms dance behind your eyes, but focus on where you are and what you’re doing, or you’re going to get yourself killed. Or worse, me!”

“Of course, Master. It won’t happen again.”

“By all the Gods’ knickers, it won’t. Now, let’s have some light.”

He extended his hand and spoke the right words. Elemental flame came to life in the air between his palm and fingers. He opened his hand more to give it more room to breathe. It illuminated the antechamber, showing pictograms and carvings on every surface, even the bottom of the trapdoor that had just admitted them into its bowels.

“Now. To find the Equalizer. Epsilon’s Astrolabe won’t work underground, so we need to go by Esvartus’ notes. What did you piece together?”

Gaspar pulled several half-ruined bits of parchment out of his pocket. “Only that to approach the Equalizer is to court the most dangerous of minds.”

“Pshaw. Esvartus wasn’t so dangerous that he wouldn’t let a pretty girl turn his head, either. You’d have liked him, Gaspar.”

“Why is that?”

“He died fucking.”

Balthazar picked his way through the corridor leading away from the antechamber, stepping over the skeletons laying over the various traps they’d triggered. Only a couple got past the first few feet of blades and spikes. The rest of the traps were cleverly concealed, at least from lesser minds. Balthazar made it a point to not tell Gaspar where they were. If the child was going to make it as a sage of his own, he’d have to deal with things far deadlier than static, ancient traps.

Once he reached the only other chamber in Esvartus’ hideaway, he turned to see Gaspar stepping gingerly over the last acid pit. Balthazar tried not to smile.

“There may be hope for you yet, shitbrain.”

“My hope is that you’ll stop calling me that.” Gaspar nodded towards the center of the room. “Is that it?”

Balthazar approached the dias, his unlit hand reaching towards the pedistal. “Yes. I believe it is.”

“Master, wait.”

Balthazar stopped, whipping around towards Gaspar. “What is it now?”

“On the off chance that intruders were able to pass all of these traps, do you think he would leave everything else unprotected?”

Balthazar blinked. “Come on, Gaspar, he wasn’t that paranoid.”

“Wouldn’t you be?” Gaspar stepped up to stand beside his master, produced a long thin wand of yew, and touched the pedistal. A sigil appeared in the stone.

“A summoning glyph. Probably some form of bound devil.”

Balthazar watched agape as Gaspar twirled his wand in an anticlockwise motion, intoning the dispersal spell Balthazar had taught him the week before. The sigil disappeared with a soft sigh.

“Hmm. Perhaps a succubus. A good way to appear to offer an explorer a reward before destroying them.” Gaspar turned to Balthazar. “What?”

“Gaspar, I take back most of the bad things I’ve said about you.”

“… Most?”

Balthazar did smile, now, as he removed the top of the pedistal and reached inside. The Equalizer was just past the stone lip. He pulled it out, and showed it to his apprentice.

“This is what the princes all fear?”

“Indeed.”

“What could men of power possibly fear from a book?”

Balthazar’s smile broadened.

“That proves, shitbrain, that you still have much to learn.”

Flash Fiction: One Dart

Steampunk Airship, by zombie2012
Art courtesy zombie2012

For the Flash Fiction challenge Smashing Sub-Genres, the die of destiny chose Post-Apocalyptic and Steampunk.


Gideon’s stomach was telling him it was time to eat. The heat on his skin indicated it was late afternoon. The watch on his wrist had stopped ticking years before.

He wiped his hands on his trousers as he had a hundred times before that day, picked the axe back up and took a few more swings at the tree’s robust trunk. He rubbed his brow on the handkerchief wrapped around his left wrist, noting that past his sweat, it still smelled like her prefume. Scents like that were becoming more and more rare, and he cherished the fact she’d given this gift to him. He didn’t want to linger, however; the idea was to do what he needed to do and get out as quickly and quietly as possible.

Gideon slammed the axe into the tree once more and heard the trunk finally succumb. He hefted his weapon and stepped to one side, watching the tree come down. Past the falling branches, he could see what was left of the steel and concrete towers, vines and foliage of all kinds creeping up their sides, blocking windows, cracking brickwork, obscuring the achievements of man. As soon as the tree was down, he put his philosophical thoughts aside and set about breaking the tree up into logs, kindling from branches, and what seeds and flowers he could gather.

He already had a few piles around him, and he consolidated as expediently as he could. Once he felt everything was in order, he went to his pack and pulled out the flare gun. He loaded one of the blue shells, pointed it towards the sky, and pulled the trigger. The flare soared up above the tops of the abandoned buildings before it detonated, simultaneously releasing a bright burst of light and a distinctive, hypersonic sound. It would be picked up by the Elpis, but it also had a chance to attract the wildlife.

Sure enough, a growl emerged from the bushes nearby. Gideon slipped the cover over the head of his axe, slid it through the loops of his pack, and drew the tranquilizer gun from his hip. He only carried half a dozen darts, and as he loaded one and primed the mechanism to launch it, his eyes scanned the bushes. The source of the growl slowly emerged: a large dog, perhaps two feet at the shoulder, with a broad body and a stout build. In years gone by, it might have seen Gideon as a potential owner, or a playmate.

In this world crafted by the folly of old dead leaders, the dog only saw him as a meal.

Gideon did not make any sudden moves. The dog’s teeth were bared, bits of froth at the sides of its mouth. Gideon had been around long enough and met a few dogs to know that such behavior wasn’t indicative of a rabid dog, just a hungry one. He wasn’t sure if the dog was alone, or part of a pack or family, and didn’t want to put it out prematurely. The Elpis was supposedly on-station ten minutes away, on top of one of the buildings.

“West, you better have been at your post, or I swear…”

At the sound of Gideon’s voice, the dog lowered its posture and growled again. Gideon silently cursed himself for letting the tension get to him. With so many predators growing and thriving in the decades since The Last War, any places outside of Avalon held the potential for death if one so much as breathed too heavily or disturbed the wrong bush. This was no longer a world for humans, and it was only through wits and devices like the tranquilizer gun in Gideon’s hands that men and women survived.

The hound and the man stood staring at one another for a long moment. The rest of the overgrowth and the buildings beyond had fallen completely silent. Even the wind was still. Gideon thought, for a moment, that the dog might back off. Without warning, it left the ground, leaping towards him, jaws opening as it aimed for his throat. Gideon’s arms came up on instinct, pulling the trigger on the tranquilizer gun. The dart struck the dog at the base of its neck, the pneumatic force from the releasing tension of its gears knocking it off course and the anesthetic quickly taking hold. Gideon exhaled and reloaded, feeling sweat beading on his brow.

The dog tried to get to its feet, still glaring at Gideon even as its paws kept slipping out from under it. As it began to pass out, more dogs emerged from the bushes, all growling at Gideon. He primed the tranquilizer again, but knew he wouldn’t have enough time to take down more than one. His gun only held one dart at a time.

A great wind and loud noise slammed down on the clearing, scattering the dogs. Gideon looked up to see the Elpis descending towards him. The airship’s cargo bay doors swung open, and West, lanky and waving, lowered the first of the cables down. Gideon quickly bound up his gains and began tying them to the cables that came to him, riding the last back up into the ship.

“Run into some trouble?” West’s grin was all teeth.

“A couple dogs. Nothing major.”

West began taking a tally, tapping a pencil against his chin. “Not bad, not bad at all. A few furnaces will be very happy with these, and Avalon could use the new trees. Captain Olsen’s going to love this.”

“She could use the break. She had to fight hard to get us out this far.”

“At least you can relax, my friend! Your part in this is over.”

Gideon nodded, but as he walked up from the cargo bay to the gunnery deck, he saw men and women checking and re-checking the machine guns and the main howitzer of the airship, whispers of pirates and scavengers abounding.

He sighed. His hunger would have to wait.

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